| Do you know who i am? |
THE ROCK
| I can't hear you! What's that?! |
ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY
| Right! |
| This man is the: |
| jabroni-beating, pie-eating |
| trail-blazing, eyebrow-raising |
| stronger than a bear, faster than a buck |
| the biggest thing to hit UPW cause all other wrestlers suck! |
| THE ROCK |
2 times UPW Ultraviolent Champion
1 time Ring of Glory US Champion |
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